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FAQ

RETURNS & EXCHANGES

How do I return an item?

Oh no, Did we make a major f**k up? It’s easy to return an item. Click here to visit the returns centre, and it'll walk you through the process.

What is your exchange policy?

We offer exchanges or store credit on retail items that are unworn and in the same condition received for up to 30 days after purchase.* 60 days if the item was purhcsed between Nov 1st and Dec 25th

In other words, don’t send us back anything that that has mysterious mark or stain and certainly not if you broke or ripped it. We have a small lab team that work to identify the source of any strange stains....but I'm sure they just lick it to try to tell what it is.

ORDERS & SHIPPING

Do you ship internationally ( worldwide)?

If you live in the depths of the rainforest or in a little hut in the desert then we may struggle. However, most other places, sure we do.

How long will it take to get my order?

Slow down there, perfection takes time. Well, not that much time to be honest,. We usually ship within 24-48 hours and you should get your items a day or so later. Current shipping times can be found HERE

How can I pay?

We don't accept new borns, questionable substances or IOU's, We do however accept PayPal, Shop Pay, Apple Pay, Google Pay, plus the usual Mastercard and Visa.

TEES & SIZING

How do I find the correct size for my Tee, I'm a chocolate lover?

Oh, so are we, choco crazy.
You can find a size chart in the images of the tees. Or you can see our sizing page.

How do you print on the T-shirts?

We us DTF printing for all of our coloured and graphic t-shirts & HTV for the slogan t-shirts with a single colour. DTF is similar to DTG but creates more vibrant colours. DTF has a slightly “plastic” finish, very similar to HTV or screen print transfers. DTF should also last for years, many many years if you wash the tee properly and don't use dirty dish water to wash away those questionable stains. We don't judge.

PLEASE NOTE: ONLY ONE PROMOTION CAN BE USED AT A TIME.